“Saturday Night Live” roasted former Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem’s husband Bryon in the wake of pictures of him cross-dressing and wearing comically oversized lopsided breasts and allegations he’s part of the “bimbofication” fetish scene.
During the “Weekend Update” segment on Saturday’s seminal NBC comedy show, comedian Sarah Sherman appeared as the former First Gentleman of South Dakota, complete with a gray wig, wonky balloon breasts — including one “nipple” pointed in the wrong direction — and pink biker shorts.
“I dare you all to find one thing that’s comical about this whole situation,” Sherman said as she bantered with “Weekend Update” hosts Michael Che and Colin Jost.
“Hey, Michael? My eyes are up here. My nipples are out here,” Sherman said, pointing her fingers out to the sides and goading Che to “make a joke about my big beautiful balloon breasts.”
She also questioned whether Che would “kink-shame me on national TV about my insane clown juggalos and tiny, teeny little pink bike shorts,” before standing up to shake her fake chest.
Addressing the “liberal” audience in “Mamdani’s New York,” Sherman bragged about her “conservative man’s bloobs,” also referring to them as “bimbo bazongas” and “big chumbawumbas.”
Kristi Noem, who was fired by President Trump from DHS just weeks before the bimbo scandal emerged, was also put on blast during the sketch.
“My wife, Kristi Noem, anything to add about my sweater puppies?” Sherman said as the camera switched to cast member Ashley Padilla, who was posing as Noem.
“Did someone say puppies?” Padilla said as she racking a shotgun — a reference to Noem’s revelation that she shot her own dog in her 2024 memoir.
Che went on to tell Sherman that “this whole thing is just fun for us because your wife is so awful.”
“Ugh, I know,” Sherman replied.
The sketch came in the week that a report alleging that Bryon, who has been married to Noem for 35 years, chatted with online fetish models in the “bimbofication” scene appeared in the Daily Mail.
Pictures showing the father-of-three wearing a flesh-colored crop top with what appeared to be balloons stuffed underneath were also shared in the report.
His wife Kristi said she was “blindsided” by the revelations.
Bryon is also alleged to have sent fetish webcam models at least $25,000 via Cash App and PayPal, raising concerns that he was opening himself and his wife up for blackmail.
President Trump said he felt “badly” for Noem’s family if they didn’t know about what happened.
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