This family’s making lasting mammaries

A breathtaking marriage proposal nearly ended in tragedy after a busty bride-to-be accidentally, momentarily smothered her baby during a bosomy embrace. 

“You’re watching me get engaged [and] almost suffocated my baby with my milk makers,” teased Emmii Doran, a mom of two, in the closed captions of the freighting, albeit funny footage with over 21 million TikTok views. 

Upon accepting her fiancé’s ring, the beaming blond hugged her guy — who had the infant strapped to his chest in a baby carrier — with extreme gusto. 

But, unbeknownst to Doran, the little girl’s face got squished between her mother’s breasts and her father’s chest, making it virtually impossible for the tot to breathe amid their loving, lingering squeeze. 

Visuals of the tyke kicking her little leg in distress have both tickled and ticked off social media spectators. 

While most folks got a kick out of the mini-mishap, a faction of troubled trolls scolded Doran for sharing the “anxiety”-inducing snippet online. 

“This stressed me out,” a commenter carped. 

“IDK how people are laughing, this gave me so much anxiety,” whined an equally unamused. 

“That’s why you get married first,” another scoffed, subtly shaming the mother for procreating out of wedlock. 

It seems as though, no matter what babies do, they always catch bum raps. Their mere presence during sacred, romantic occasions has become a hot-button issue — especially when twosomes are tying the knot. 

Brides committed to hosting “childfree” nuptials have banned family members and friends from their big days, ensuring no rugrats steal the spotlight. 

Claire Kendall Taetz, 25, a newlywed from Texas, became enraged after a wedding guest allowed their baby to cry throughout her “adults-only” ceremony in February. 

“The crying baby definitely distracted me,” griped the Gen Z in a viral vid, “[it] left me feeling disrespected.”

But, in the case of Doran nearly snuffing out her kid, the majority of cyber bystanders couldn’t help but laugh at the baby’s brief upset. 

“She was actually fighting for her life,” joked an onlooker. 

“All her six months of living flashed before her eyes,” kidded a kidder, whose sentiments were shared by a separate viewer, writing, “What a beautiful but scary moment!.”



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