Glory, glory, HOT-ellelujah!
Lust is one of the seven deadly sins. But the threat of eternal hellfire isn’t stopping a herd of hot-to-trot hedonists from going gaga over this good-looking man of God.
“Some call him Father, some call him DADDDYYYYYY,” a frisky fiend hooted beneath a now-viral vid of Father Jordan, the newly appointed vicar at St. Edward the Confessor Church, in Romford, England.
The keyboard-catcall was echoed by thousands of ungodly whoops and whistles from digital fans of Father Jordan’s rugged righteousness and praiseworthy mug — divine features that have earned the clergyman the title of “Hot Priest.”
Let the church say, “amen.”
The holy heartthrob is just the latest in a recent string of ministers who’ve been anointed as “hot” by smoldering sexpots online.
The Vatican even invited 1,000 hunky, heaven-minded influencers and missionaries to Rome last month, hoping their stellar looks might lure lost souls back into the house of the Lord.
It was a saucy strategy timed perfectly to Gen Z’s renewed relationship with religion, a trend that’s seeing social media-obsessed teens and 20-somethings flock to church at glorious rates.
And it seems Father Jordan’s chiseled jaw and mesmerizing eyes are ushering in a few more sinners-turned-salivating saints.
“Time to start going to church,” yelped an aroused onlooker.
“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned,” teased another.
“The atheism leaving my body,” joked an equally turned-on TikToker.
“BREAKING NEWS: Romford has become the most Christian county in England,” another added.
“Lead me not into temptation, Father… unless you’re free Friday,” wrote a naughty kidder.
“Do you do house visits?” asked a separate pleaser-seeker, “I think my bedroom is haunted and needs a cleanse.”
“This comments section needs Jesus,” laughed another.
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