Elon Musk’s baby mama, Ashley St. Clair, has revealed her next venture after a year of so-called “career suicide” following the announcement of her child with the billionaire SpaceX mogul.

The conservative influencer launched the “Bad Advice” podcast on Monday, uploading the first episode to Musk’s platform, X, full of hair-brained ramblings on everything from the attack on ex-DOGE staffer Big Balls to how “hot” Democratic Gov. Gavin Newsom has let California slip into a homeless crisis.

“Well, after a year of unplanned career suicide, many questionable life choices and a gap in my LinkedIn profile that cannot legally be explained, I’ve decided to start a podcast,” St. Clair said in the 30-minute clip.

“Unlike your Ben Shapiros or your Megyn Kellys, I’m not starting this because I think my big brain thoughts and my podcast mic are the greatest gift to humanity.

“I actually think I have the worst ideas, so consider everything out of my mouth a cautionary tale,” she quipped.

St. Clair, who claimed to have given birth to Elon Musk’s 13th child in an X post in February, stated she was getting “evicted” and had secured an essential $10,000 sponsorship from trade company Polymarket for the episode.

She previously told The Post that Musk provided her with a lavish apartment in New York’s Financial District — where rent for a two-bedroom can soar to nearly $40,000, according to StreetEasy.

St. Clair went on to slam Edward Coristine, the former member of the Department of Government Efficiency known as Big Balls, who was beaten and bloodied by a mob of 10 minors as he thwarted a carjacking attempt in the nation’s capital, according to DC police.

“The damage was on par with what I sustained after I told my toddler he couldn’t watch Paw Patrol,” she said, referring to Coristine as “Elon Musk’s DOGE crony” as the Tesla CEO spearheaded the Trump administration’s cost-cutting agency.

“Two teenagers tried to steal a car, and instead of just letting them take it, Big Balls decided to intervene.  He was with his girlfriend or lady partner, whatever the Musk orbit calls their non-committal fluid breeding vessel contenders these days,” St. Clair rambled.

She then blasted the Trump administration for its subsequent federal crime crackdown in the nation’s capital.

“The White House is apparently considering giving Big Balls the Presidential Medal of Freedom for getting his a– beat, which is fascinating because I was under the impression that Republicans were morally opposed to participation trophies,” she said.

“Since when does losing a street fight make you Rosa Parks?”

In a separate bit, St. Clair commented on TikToker Kendra Hilty, who went viral after posting a series of videos professing her love for her psychiatrist and relationship with an AI chatbot named “Henry.”

She joked that Hilty was lucky to have found ultimate love with a computer.

“She’s probably libeling her psychiatrist. And so what if she’s in love with Chat GPT with Henry? You know what Henry won’t do? Henry won’t sue her for full custody even when he doesn’t see the kids,” she charged.

St. Clair ended the marathon commentary session with a speech about Newsom, the cost of living and the homeless crisis in California.

“He’s hot. He’s tall. He’s got the hair, the teeth, the smug … He’s got the hot supervillain vibes, very Patrick Bateman to me. He’s like, if Patrick Bateman pretended to care about climate change, you could drop him into an Axe body spray commercial or a Senate hearing, same expression,” she said of Newsom.

“Crime is also through the roof in California. Same racket, endless task forces, community dialogues, pilot programs. Nothing changes except the balance sheets of every consultant in Sacramento,” she said.

“Who needs Medicare when a TikTok duet hits better than the meds ever will. If you want to win, don’t make life better, make the show better. Gavin gets that …. this is also why they lose their mind over someone like Zohran Mamdani,” St. Clair concluded, name-dropping the Democratic socialist Big Apple mayoral front-runner.

In a previous exclusive sit-down from her glitzy Manhattan pad, St. Clair, 26, described the 53-year-old Tesla and SpaceX mogul as “funny” and “down to Earth” — but claimed that he wanted to keep their baby a secret for everyone’s safety.

The South African Tesla founder had five children with his first wife, Justine Wilson — twins Vivian and Griffin and triplets Kai, Saxon and Damian. The son Nevada died from sudden infant death syndrome (SIDS) at just 10 weeks old in 2002.

Pop star Grimes and Musk share three children, including toddler X, who has been seen with his father around the White House, girl Exa Dark Siderael and boy Techno Mechanicus.

Musk and Neuralink executive Shivon Zilis also share twins, Strider and Azure, daughter Arcadia and son Seldon Lycurgus.

St. Clair asked to keep her son’s name a secret, but revealed he is happy and healthy.

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